Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Schneehund


Not Everyone was happy about the ice-cream...
Welcome to the Tiny House...
That is an old timey way of saying finding a peaceful use for some not so peaceful things, or to stop fighting and turn to things that really matter. I am not sure what a plowshare is, not sure I care, but the point is there are peaceful uses for weaponry such as this MK-84 Bomb body for instance:
This is about greeting cards, sympathy cards in particular. Greeting cards are made for women to send to each other. The thank you card for instance. Someone has done something nice for me, gone out of their way and I want to send them a thank you card. Every last one of them is decorated with unicorns, kitties, or flowers - no way I am going to send oneof those San Francisco boutique specials to another guy. The sympathy cards are even worse.
Einstein’s Theory of the Shrinking Earth
Global Warming
Slaughterhouse-Five
Yeah, it’s hot. Going to get even hotter, but that’s OK with me. Heat is good repellant for snowbirds and tourists.
I am not sure if my daughter or I had taken the picture of the lizard at Deer Valley Rock Art Center, but he seemed to portray the idea of hot pretty well. He is trying to cool off. Now me, I’d just move.
That brings us to the line between humans and beasts, arguably fuzzy at best, especially when considering NASCAR fans. One comic said the fact we aren’t afraid of small appliances is what separates man from beast. True to a point – I have a real healthy respect for the whirling blades of my food processor, though. Intelligence isn’t a good measure – look who has my spot on the bed…
You all grab some shade and a beer and I’ll see you later.
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Furtive flit
In the cholla
I saw what has to be the most ludicrous warning sticker that ever came off the presses. I received a piece of equipment with the following warning lovingly stuck on each side:
Another slice o’ paradise…
FYI
Excerpt from the Declaration of independence
That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Prudence indeed, will dictate, that Governments long established, should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security.
Cumulocongestus (Monsoons appear to have arrived a bit ahead of schedule)
Austrella
Yukon, not happy about being brushed