On the Fast Track to Easy Street

Just got a letter for my new best friend “The Donald”, Donald Trump that is. Seems Don wants to let me in on his financial secrets, sent me a special, special mind you, invitation to get the scoop. Ok it is some dude that has paid for the use of Don’s name giving the talk, but nonetheless before you know it I will be shitting skyscrapers and baiting lesbian TV hosts with the best of them!!