The Trickey part is making it through the Line

Mr. Richard Reid, terrorist wanna be and jackass extraordinaire didn’t realize he was creating a dance craze. He invented the dance known as the "911 Hop" and much to my delight it is still popular in airports around the world, long lines of people hopping up and down trying to remove their shoes. I guess we are lucky Reid wasn’t trying to light his pants, though I suspect it is only a matter of time where one of those bastards figures out the "nuclear pants bomb".

Aside from playing a quick round of twister in he security line and having my privacy rights pushed to the max, the flight was really great. Ol’ Phos isn’t a big flier, ironic considering the 20 years in the Air Force. I had a good time, even made a hand puppet (Mr. McPukesalot) so I could amuse Mrs. Phos with an in-flight puppet show. I think she enjoyed the show despite the fact she took my puppet away and wouldn’t give it back. I told the flight attendant that Mrs. Phos wouldn’t give my puppet back and to make her, but the attendant just told me she would get me some more puppet making materials - but she was lying ‘cause she never did.
You all have a friendly skies kind of day!!