Why Bin Laden Can’t Score With the Ladies…

Ok first it was No Play for Mr. Gray - he has taken care of that with a little “Just for Men”. He cuts quite the manly figure with the black beard and all, but now there’s new evidence he is impotent. Seems the Virgins want to be popped by a virile man, not Osama Bin Limpdick. I can’t blame them for that. He could get Enzite, but I don’t think the company delivers to caves, or four star hotels in Islamabad, whichever place he is staying. He could try an implant or a splint. Either way there are going to be a lot of disappointed little boys and goats out there…

Quiet weekend. Picked up the “Original Scroll” as suggested by TKK. I read the original version of “On the Road” a while back so it will be interesting to compare this unexpurgated release and see what it be like. Kerouac wields a mighty pen – if you haven’t partaken, I would encourage you to do so.

Looks as though the Monsoon season is fading into history for us, unfortunately we never saw much rain. It will be a while before the winter rains. Hopefully that will bring some moisture to the valley. I am a worrier and tend to worry that Global Warming may be the last straw for this area. There are far more people than the land is able to support. I think about leaving often, but that isn’t an option.

Hope you all had a great weekend!!