Sunday, September 09, 2007

Why Bin Laden Can’t Score With the Ladies…

Ok first it was No Play for Mr. Gray - he has taken care of that with a little “Just for Men”. He cuts quite the manly figure with the black beard and all, but now there’s new evidence he is impotent. Seems the Virgins want to be popped by a virile man, not Osama Bin Limpdick. I can’t blame them for that. He could get Enzite, but I don’t think the company delivers to caves, or four star hotels in Islamabad, whichever place he is staying. He could try an implant or a splint. Either way there are going to be a lot of disappointed little boys and goats out there…

Quiet weekend. Picked up the “Original Scroll” as suggested by TKK. I read the original version of “On the Road” a while back so it will be interesting to compare this unexpurgated release and see what it be like. Kerouac wields a mighty pen – if you haven’t partaken, I would encourage you to do so.

Looks as though the Monsoon season is fading into history for us, unfortunately we never saw much rain. It will be a while before the winter rains. Hopefully that will bring some moisture to the valley. I am a worrier and tend to worry that Global Warming may be the last straw for this area. There are far more people than the land is able to support. I think about leaving often, but that isn’t an option.

Hope you all had a great weekend!!

11 Comments:

At 6:22 PM, Blogger Little Lamb said...

Its always nice to have off from work.

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

ll: Kick back and enjoy LL!!

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Keshi said...

really? I mean is he really impotent?

Keshi.

 
At 3:07 AM, Blogger SJ said...

Now we know why he is that way don't we?

 
At 7:31 AM, Blogger Becky said...

It's scary in a way, my friend just graduated from marine boot camp and I'm kinda worried about his well being with all the recent stupidity going on.

 
At 7:00 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

keshi: Well, I can't prove that, but the news article said he was...

sj: Those eunuchs are known for their mean streak.

 
At 6:31 AM, Blogger Kate said...

OMG you are funny! His beard is darker and shorter... he must have been living in a cave too long and came in for a quick makeover!

I liked the bit about his being impotant... not to be confused with important for sure... The article said,"Based on our experience, we have never seen bin Laden use a tape to trigger any operational activity." Hummm a lack of operational activity is bad...

 
At 7:24 AM, Blogger Gnat of Glass said...

Phos can spot a limper a mile away. I don't know what that means or what kind of special ops training he got to have that skill but damnit, he is impressive!


Gnat.
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At 9:13 AM, Blogger Chickie said...

The darker beard was the first thing I noticed in the video. I guess just because you're evil doesn't mean you're lacking vanity.

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger /t. said...

bin laden
does camels

/t.

 
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