Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places or Senator Seeks Sausage

Senator Perv from Idaho claims he was guilty, no wait - not guilty, set up, whatever, but there are a few things I can’t buy. First, who the hell uses the stalls in the airport? I wouldn’t put anything I wanted to keep on those seats and they don’t make seat covers thick enough. Second, if you were that desperate you’d be too busy downloading to be playing footsies or waving hi to the guy in the stall next to you. The senator claimed he was reaching back to pick up a piece of toilet paper on the floor. Also doubtful as the only thing more disgusting than actually sitting on the seat would be touching anything on the bathroom floor, especially a mystery piece of toilet paper.

Then there is his wife – kind of manly looking to me. I saw one scene on the news where he was trying to get her to hold hands but she didn't want to, probably worried about airport bathroom cooties or worse. So maybe he should cut his losses and just admit to smoking pole and press on with life, maybe he could open a sex shop in Idaho or go on the lecture circuit and talk about how most politicians are two-faced lying bastards. The only thing refreshing about this scandal is that for once it wasn’t a Kennedy.