There's a Clown in my Pants!!

Sometimes things are not as they appear. For instance the photo of Pantload the clown above. Harmless clown or twisted psychopath bent on world domination and the advancement of clown evil? There is no way to tell, unless you consider the fact Pantload was caught in the act of trying to convince the young boy that the watermelon was a piñata and by smashing it on the road he could get the candy.

Now while Pantload doesn't have any bodies buried in the crawlspace under his house (yet) is he the kind of guy you want around your kids? If the answer is yes he is available for kid's parties and Bar Mitzvahs every day of the week after five when he closes up his lucrative Meth operation. You can reach him at 1-800-meth4kids.

Note: This was merely a parody and the characters mentioned in this tale are purely fictional and not meant to portray actual people living or dead. No Hispanics or melons were harmed in this story.