Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Land of the Lost




I confess that I am still reeling from Arizona winning top honors in the Stupidest State competition. I would have thought there were several more likely candidates in the lower 48, but apparently I was wrong. Unfortunately, taking a good hard look around understand why Arizona took the gold in the Stupid Olympics.

Some of the warning signs of advanced stupidity in AZ are a big following for NASCAR, large attendance at the “Country Thunder” music festival, and the demand for more freeways while complaining about the huge and apparently (to most residents) mysterious brown cloud hanging over the valley. The just don’t get the connection. Other signs include voting a smoking ban in to law that was backed by a cigarette company and tearing up the delicate desert with quad-runners in the name of recreation.

Yes it appears Arizona and evolution has given rise to a new subspecies of Neandrafuque, Homo dumbassis commonly known as “Phoenix Man”. Forget the fence along the Mexican border. Fence in AZ before Phoenix Man migrates into neighboring states looking for cheap cigarettes and tattoo parlors that feature tats of the Zig-Zag man thereby causing the average IQ of their state to plummet. New Mexico is already walking a thin line.

34 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Blogger /t. said...

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/t.

 
At 12:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah I would have thought of some other states claiming that honor but based on what you have written it seems AZ deserved it.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger Keshi said...

**Unfortunately, taking a good hard look around understand why Arizona took the gold in the Stupid Olympics.

LOL!

Keshi.

 
At 6:39 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

/t.: You would be correct:

(fŏs´jēn) , colorless poison gas, first used during World War I by the Germans (1915). When dispersed in air, the gas has the odor of new-mowed hay. The gas is highly toxic; when inhaled it reacts with water in the lungs to form hydrochloric acid and carbon monoxide.

DAK:What would really suck is if I moved to another state and that state took top (bottom?) honors. That'd be a red flag for me.

Keshi:Sometimes I laugh myself to sleep.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger L>T said...

I wouldn't worry about it, too much. The high & mighty states like New Hampshire or whoever the hell they are aren't so hot in my opinion.

I say people are just people, no matter where they are from.

 
At 7:18 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

l>tExcept Illinois

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger jin said...

How, exactly, do they determine a states stupidity???

I believe I'm living in one, if not the top 'serial killer breeding state'.

Great pics in the last post BTW!!!

:-)

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Jin: They look at the test scores, the number of people that graduate high school, and some other odds and ends. Just talekd with my bro, he's enjoyig the snow - lots of skiing.

 
At 10:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last time I went to Phoenix all I saw were meth heads it was scary and sad.

 
At 4:04 AM, Blogger Little Lamb said...

Oh dear, you mean they are more stupid than anywhere else?

 
At 11:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that the smoking ban is in effect, why not that off that gas mask let us see what you really look like?

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger /t. said...

what mask?

/t.

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger Keshi said...

:):)

Keshi.

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger jin said...

Hahahahahahaha!!!!
LMAO @ dan's question
&
/t.'s comment!
:-D

 
At 1:13 AM, Blogger fairscape said...

pk

looks like you may have a new candidate for immigration there ...

by the way ... I should know better...but when I say army I mean armed forces... and to me that includes the Air Force at the top of the list. Did I ever tell you my brother's son is in the Air Force Academy right now out there in ummm??? Colorado I think? He was appointed from the top of his high school class and hopes to become a Physician with the Air Force as his career.

 
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/t.

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

/t.: Or a cop trying to collar Child molesters.

Hammer: Considering the size of the meth industry here in Phoenix and the amount of chemistry invovled you'd think that would have brought our cumulative IQ up.

LL:Like a herd of sheep, no offense...

JIN: I live in a house full of huskies - the mask stays.

Anon: You know in Russia they tell Uzbec jokes?? Do you want to swap pin numbers?

FS: It has always been kind of a family joke - my Father-in-law always asked how the Army was when he saw me. He was in the army when the AF and the Army were one in the same, so I indulged him. "the Army is great, Dad”. No worries FS, no matter what the branch of service I am there for you.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Dan:I am doing everyone a favor, believe me.

Keshi: A golden ray of sunshine

 
At 4:44 AM, Blogger Die Muräne said...

I hope your fence is not too high ;)
Unfortunately Switzerland is full of guys who want fences all around it ;( You know: everything outside is dangerous...

 
At 4:46 AM, Blogger Die Muräne said...

Can't believe Arizona is that bad.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger Sarah Letnes said...

The good smoking ban passed into law. It passed by more votes than the evil, cancer-stick company backed smoking “ban.”

I really don't give the stupidest state list much credence. I think the parameters they use are dubious at best. California voted the Terminator into office for pete’s sake.

 
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