Stop Vegicide Now!!
Warning: The Faint of heart may wish to turn away at this point because of graphic images of veggie brutality….
Not all is as it might seem in the Vegan world as evidenced by the following images of blatant veggicide.
A Pepper on the chopping block:
Gutted alive:
Peppers, tomatoes, wheat, all chopped at their peak of freshness – just for the pizza of death…
When will someone put a stop to veggie abuse???
Next: Horrific veggie torture in the name of science.
posted by The Phosgene Kid @ 8:54 PM
20 comments
20 Comments:
When I was a kid the next door neighbor refused to mow his lawn because he could hear the grass scream.
I don't know what he fed his family, maybe mute vegetables...
Teeeheeee. Funny! Poor veggies...
LMFAO!!!!!!!
:-D
signed,
a mass murdering grazer
*jin runs off to TOTALLY TERRIFY & TORTURE TOFU!*
LMAO!
Oh, I can't wait for the NEXT installment.... Mmmmmmmmm, Veggie torture.......
So are the canned veggies thankful then when you let them out of the can?
rofl! Reminds me of the scene from Notting Hill:
Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!
I was laughing at the post and comments. I am to a veggie mass murdered. So sorry will try to be better.
What about the pickles?! We used the pickles in science instead of the potatoes.
BeckyPickle Brutality must end!! PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) will hear of this outrage against the gherkin community!!
LOL haha I love u Phos! Cos Im gonna share this with my vegetarian friends who always 'abuse' me for eating meat ROFL!
Keshi.
Little Lamb to the rescue! Ooooops! Better not! Knives are involved. Little Lamb doesn't like knives. :)
This vegetable Abu Grave should not be taken lightly. Damn you to hell for treating it so, you mean, mean person.
Oh, the veggieanity !
hey did you ever get the tape of you cooking? is it up on u tube?
Thanks all! Been out of pocket for a bit, no screaming grass or knives invovled, however!!! Thanks for your comments!!!
Your crazy !
In a good way .
Too funny!
Thanks. I've been know to slaughter a few plants myself. In fact I used a gold club to knock the little round bulbs off the peony plant when I was kid. Thoughtless plant abuse, but you could knock those little green balls a country mile with a 7 iron.
I liked the idea from caramaena...to only eat fruit that already was dead (fallen off the trees)... Whe do vegie die??? (When they are taken up from the soil??)
I'm a veggie murderer..in fact, I commit vegicide every day where I work...I can't stop..the voices from the sliced turkey ham and bacon tell me to do it.."Come on Pizzaslinger! We'll taste soo good if you add some green pepper.Do it or I'l sing the refrain to Henry the 8th again". AAAAHHHHHGGGRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!
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