Sunday, November 26, 2006

Stop Vegicide Now!!

Warning:  The Faint of heart may wish to turn away at this point because of graphic images of veggie brutality….

Not all is as it might seem in the Vegan world as evidenced by the following images of blatant veggicide.  

A Pepper on the chopping block:




Gutted alive:




Peppers, tomatoes, wheat, all chopped at their peak of freshness – just for the pizza of death…





When will someone put a stop to veggie abuse???



Next: Horrific veggie torture in the name of science.

22 Comments:

At 9:33 PM, Anonymous Hammer said...

When I was a kid the next door neighbor refused to mow his lawn because he could hear the grass scream.

I don't know what he fed his family, maybe mute vegetables...

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger Fuff said...

Teeeheeee. Funny! Poor veggies...

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger /t. said...

LOL
at hammer

phos,

that second photo
is truly horrifying -- put me right off my salad, man

the last photo looks kind of interesting, tho -- please keep us up on developments there!

thx,

/t.

 
At 12:38 AM, Blogger jin said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!
:-D

signed,
a mass murdering grazer

*jin runs off to TOTALLY TERRIFY & TORTURE TOFU!*

 
At 5:31 AM, Blogger Jewels said...

LMAO!

Oh, I can't wait for the NEXT installment.... Mmmmmmmmm, Veggie torture.......

 
At 5:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are the canned veggies thankful then when you let them out of the can?

 
At 5:58 AM, Blogger caramaena said...

rofl! Reminds me of the scene from Notting Hill:

Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!

 
At 9:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was laughing at the post and comments. I am to a veggie mass murdered. So sorry will try to be better.

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Becky said...

What about the pickles?! We used the pickles in science instead of the potatoes.

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

BeckyPickle Brutality must end!! PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) will hear of this outrage against the gherkin community!!

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger Keshi said...

LOL haha I love u Phos! Cos Im gonna share this with my vegetarian friends who always 'abuse' me for eating meat ROFL!

Keshi.

 
At 4:15 AM, Blogger Little Lamb said...

Little Lamb to the rescue! Ooooops! Better not! Knives are involved. Little Lamb doesn't like knives. :)

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This vegetable Abu Grave should not be taken lightly. Damn you to hell for treating it so, you mean, mean person.

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger fairscape said...

Oh, the veggieanity !

 
At 10:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey did you ever get the tape of you cooking? is it up on u tube?

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Thanks all! Been out of pocket for a bit, no screaming grass or knives invovled, however!!! Thanks for your comments!!!

 
At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your crazy !

In a good way .

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Chickie said...

Too funny!

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Thanks. I've been know to slaughter a few plants myself. In fact I used a gold club to knock the little round bulbs off the peony plant when I was kid. Thoughtless plant abuse, but you could knock those little green balls a country mile with a 7 iron.

 
At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked the idea from caramaena...to only eat fruit that already was dead (fallen off the trees)... Whe do vegie die??? (When they are taken up from the soil??)

 
At 12:26 AM, Blogger Stranger said...

I'm a veggie murderer..in fact, I commit vegicide every day where I work...I can't stop..the voices from the sliced turkey ham and bacon tell me to do it.."Come on Pizzaslinger! We'll taste soo good if you add some green pepper.Do it or I'l sing the refrain to Henry the 8th again". AAAAHHHHHGGGRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!

 
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