El Mirage Sucks Donkey Balls

Big doings in the City of El Garbage this week. The mayor, Freddy WalmArtman told the Sherriff to get lost effectively cutting our police force in half, Wal-mart has opened right in my very own backyard (the devil has come to roost) and they are building a school right in the middle of an approach to the base, despite the published noise contours. Encroachment is a big problem out here as evil developers and home builders ignore the base and build closer and closer severely restricting the approach to the airfield. Next BRAC will most likely result in the closing of the base. Johnny Nascar and the greed merchants will celebrate, Nascar because he thinks the noise is gone and the builders because the one obstacle in the path to filling their pockets is gone. Johnny’s hootenanny is going to be cut rather short when they start flying airliners out of the airfield, however. If you think an F-16 is noisy try an airbus. Congrats to Freddy Walmartman and his City manager Cornholio for screwing the proverbial pooch. Can’t wait until the next election!! Meanwhile, if you are planning on opening a meth lab, drop house, or just going on a crime spree El Mirage is ripe for the picking, come on down all you thugs and ne’re do wells!! If you are here illegally, and many of you are, Wal-Mart is hiring!