Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Things That Baffle Phos

- Boss’s Day is coming up, so do I get my wife a card?

- Why is it when some official/sports star/celeb has a brush with the law,
they invariably head for rehab?
Would that help keep me out of jail?

- If the media is supposed to report the news and be neutral,
why does the "Arizona Republic" site look like a
republican campaign poster?

- Why would anyone vote for a smoking ban bill sponsored
by a tobacco company or a land management bill sponsored by
home builders?

- Why, when nutters decide to kill themselves, do they feel
obligated to take others with them and why
does the media give the assholes air time?

- Some child molester/killer gets tattooed across the
forehead and the media feels the public needs to know –
do they want me to feel sorry for the frikkin’ animal?

- I listen to a TV political analyst who is a recovering
alcoholic and drug user. I know alcoholics, as a function
of the disease, have trouble grasping new concepts, so why
am I listening to this asshole?

- Why does the news seem to think I give a shit about Paris Hilton,
any trained ball chasing circus pony, or any other servant
paid to entertain the unwashed masses? That is like figuring
I would enjoy watching a bunch of hillbillies making left hand
turns for hours on end and give a shit which one of the pig-lovers
took the checkered flag first.

- Aren’t bowling and fishing something you physically do to enjoy?
Why would anyone want to watch them on TV?

- Are we in luck, did Tom Cruise finally die? The front page is finally
Cruiseless.

- In most species, when organisms are done with child
bearing/rearing they die off. Why am I still here?

11 Comments:

At 4:38 PM, Blogger Cherry! said...

I did actually like hearing that that asswipe had been tattooed across his forehead.

And is Tom Cruise really dead?!?!? One less crazy in this world wouldn't hurt anyone....

 
At 7:53 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Cherry!: I have no proof of Cruise's demise, but it is a good rumor to start...

 
At 12:08 AM, Blogger Keshi said...

Interesting post as usual.

Im bakk mate.

** most species, when organisms are done with child
bearing/rearing they die off. Why am I still here?

hehe true...but u have more things to bear, rear and experience. So dun die yet Kiddo ;-)

Keshi.

 
At 5:39 AM, Blogger fairscape said...

pk

Put down that newspaper and no one will get hurt...

...pk,the good die young,that's why you're still here.

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger How do we know said...

what is so wrong with Tom Cruise anyway?

however, i LOVED your blog!!

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Keshi: Welcome back, hope you had a good vacation!

FS: And, here I thought being a grumpy old bastard would pay off!! Maybe you're right, time to cut off the news feeds.

hdwk: Howdy! Truth be told, I don't have any use for any stars, sports heroes, or anyone associated with the American Idol show.

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger Jewels said...

K, I'm with you with the fishing and bowling... Same thing with billiards and golf... Booooo-ring!

Oh, and I'm tired of 'ole "Squinty" too. (my pet name for Paris Hilton...)

 
At 8:57 AM, Blogger Timmy said...

"Why does the news seem to think I give a shit about Paris Hilton,
any trained ball chasing circus pony, or any other servant
paid to entertain the unwashed masses? That is like figuring
I would enjoy watching a bunch of hillbillies making left hand
turns for hours on end and give a shit which one of the pig-lovers
took the checkered flag first."
Damn straight.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

More beverly hillbilly reruns, that's what we need!!

 
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