Things That Baffle Phos

- Boss’s Day is coming up, so do I get my wife a card?

- Why is it when some official/sports star/celeb has a brush with the law,
they invariably head for rehab?
Would that help keep me out of jail?

- If the media is supposed to report the news and be neutral,
why does the "Arizona Republic" site look like a
republican campaign poster?

- Why would anyone vote for a smoking ban bill sponsored
by a tobacco company or a land management bill sponsored by
home builders?

- Why, when nutters decide to kill themselves, do they feel
obligated to take others with them and why
does the media give the assholes air time?

- Some child molester/killer gets tattooed across the
forehead and the media feels the public needs to know –
do they want me to feel sorry for the frikkin’ animal?

- I listen to a TV political analyst who is a recovering
alcoholic and drug user. I know alcoholics, as a function
of the disease, have trouble grasping new concepts, so why
am I listening to this asshole?

- Why does the news seem to think I give a shit about Paris Hilton,
any trained ball chasing circus pony, or any other servant
paid to entertain the unwashed masses? That is like figuring
I would enjoy watching a bunch of hillbillies making left hand
turns for hours on end and give a shit which one of the pig-lovers
took the checkered flag first.

- Aren’t bowling and fishing something you physically do to enjoy?
Why would anyone want to watch them on TV?

- Are we in luck, did Tom Cruise finally die? The front page is finally
Cruiseless.

- In most species, when organisms are done with child
bearing/rearing they die off. Why am I still here?