More Questions than Answers

Why do Indonesians insist on building things on volcanoes ? Or on the beach?

Why are we putting everything back where it was in Louisiana after Katrina – are the civil engineers from Indonesia?

The state made some training mandatory for teachers including Mrs. Phos – if the state decreed it why am I the one paying for it?

Am I the only one that thinks a wall between countries is outmoded technology – didn’t the Mongols finally make it around the Great Wall of China to prove they don’t work? Why do we want to keep Mexicans out in the first place are they more dangerous than Canadians? We aren’t building a wall on that border; can’t moslem extremist snapperheads come across that border too?

What’s with Idaho?



News Flash: Arizona declared Stupidest State…

Now I for one thought Arkansas, Mississippi, or Louisiana would have been a shoe-in for this prize. I was surprised when Arizona received bottom honors. NASCAR is big here and most of the natives are drooling inbred Springer Show guests, but I figured there were enough Yankees down here to offset Jed and all his Kin. Of course I suspect the “No Habla” crowd may have helped the average, not because they are stupid (I’ve seen no sign that one country’s folks are smarter than others. I think the ratio of window-lickers to rocket scientists is pretty even over the surface of the globe, except for places like Antarctica where no one in there right mind would live in the first place – even meth addicts won’t touch that place), but because they couldn’t read the questions on the AIMs test.

I have a plan to even things out – forced relocation. Vermont was declared the smartest state so we gather up some of their best and brightest and ship them down here and then send Vermont some of our most heinous mouth breathers. I mean the US is all about equality right?