Saturday, October 21, 2006

More Questions than Answers

Why do Indonesians insist on building things on volcanoes ? Or on the beach?

Why are we putting everything back where it was in Louisiana after Katrina – are the civil engineers from Indonesia?

The state made some training mandatory for teachers including Mrs. Phos – if the state decreed it why am I the one paying for it?

Am I the only one that thinks a wall between countries is outmoded technology – didn’t the Mongols finally make it around the Great Wall of China to prove they don’t work? Why do we want to keep Mexicans out in the first place are they more dangerous than Canadians? We aren’t building a wall on that border; can’t moslem extremist snapperheads come across that border too?

What’s with Idaho?



News Flash: Arizona declared Stupidest State

Now I for one thought Arkansas, Mississippi, or Louisiana would have been a shoe-in for this prize. I was surprised when Arizona received bottom honors. NASCAR is big here and most of the natives are drooling inbred Springer Show guests, but I figured there were enough Yankees down here to offset Jed and all his Kin. Of course I suspect the “No Habla” crowd may have helped the average, not because they are stupid (I’ve seen no sign that one country’s folks are smarter than others. I think the ratio of window-lickers to rocket scientists is pretty even over the surface of the globe, except for places like Antarctica where no one in there right mind would live in the first place – even meth addicts won’t touch that place), but because they couldn’t read the questions on the AIMs test.

I have a plan to even things out – forced relocation. Vermont was declared the smartest state so we gather up some of their best and brightest and ship them down here and then send Vermont some of our most heinous mouth breathers. I mean the US is all about equality right?

10 Comments:

At 4:25 PM, Blogger L>T said...

Arizona is at the bottom of the list? I like you might think it would be one of those deep south states but that's not a very nice thing to say about any state. At least you aren't the fattest. mississippi gets that honor

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

l>t "Indian batter makes you fat and little bit fatter, look away, look away, look away Dixieland..."

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger L>T said...

hee hee that's funny. :)
I was showing my daughter this & she decided Oregon must be the greenest state. She was quite unhappy that Davey Crockett stole that from us...
"Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, Greenest state in the land of the free, Raised in the woods so he knew every tree, Kilt him a b'ar when he was only 3. ..."

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger fooDcrazEE said...

Indonesia is made up of thousands of island and the infrastructure for most island SUX ....Being poor the volcano soil - superb for agriculture, right ? and beaches - haven for foreigner - easy $$ dude

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger fooDcrazEE said...

Indonesia is made up of thousands of island and the infrastructure for most island SUX ....Being poor the volcano soil - superb for agriculture, right ? and beaches - haven for foreigner - easy $$ dude

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger Jewels said...

Um, didn't some of those muslem extremist snapperheads come across from our border? But please, don't put a wall up, I like visiting my Southern neigbours! ;)

Good questions. Found any of the answers yet?

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

l>t: I have that song and hadn’t listened to it for some time. I thought my wife could use it in her pre-school class to entertain the tykes, but the “kilt him a bar” and the “injun killin’” kind of ruled that out. Ol’ Davy’s karma caught up with him at the Alamo.


FoodCrazee: Yeah, nice beaches and I hear the waves are huge!!

Jewels: I suspect we have some home grown muslim extremist snapperheads. We also have Nazis, Unabomber types, and PETA. We are doomed.

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger Jewels said...

*Howling* LMAO!!!

 
At 7:07 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Jewels: Glad you like it...

 
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