Happy Frikkin' Whatever

Here we are another X-mas in the offing and the battle lines have been drawn. The conservative Christians have denounced the Bushmaster for putting “Happy Holidays” on his card instead of Merry Christmas. They claim he has sold his soul to commercialism and is no better than the stores who have become afraid to wish anyone a merry X-mas. Sorry boys, but Bush was bought and paid for long before you all came along. Personally I would have looked at the card and been in awe the dumb ass knew how to sign his own name without daddy’s help.

You can believe in whatever you like as far as I am concerned. One myth is as good as the next. I will stick with Santa, he’s top o’ the heap in my book. He’s got the fat cheeriness of Buddha, all the moral character of Christ, and really seems to be in touch with people. Other people’s gods seem remote and distant, and apparently in some cases say it is fine and proper to kill anyone that doesn’t believe, especially if it is done in a cowardly fashion. Those assholes really need to be Santafied. Santa’s only downfall is he has become an Icon for the commercial side of the holiday. That’s probably because we have pictures of him. Ok, I have seen some paintings of Jesus, but I am hard pressed to believe he was a blond, blue -eyed white guy, especially if he came from the region he was supposed to have inhabited. I guess those pictures where holdovers from the Master Race days or something. You can put any face on Santa you want too, he doesn’t give a shit – the important thing is to act like Santa and be kind to all your fellow beings (includes dogs too – cats are on their own, though).

So merry Christmas to you all – if you don’t like me saying that, have a crappy Christmas, or whatever. Just remember when Santa comes again he brings toys – when Jesus comes again it is supposed to be the end of the world. Whom do you want sliding down your chimney?