Another Health Hazard?

First there were cigarettes and now M&M's, only the candy that melts in your mouth apparently goes for faster results. Instead of wrecking your lungs they drop a light pole on you. Ok, I exaggerate, they haven't killed anyone, yet.

And while we're at it, what is the Yellow dude doing to the red dude? Looks like a little aerial butt piracy to me, and it doesn't look as though Red is enjoying it too much.