Thursday, January 15, 2009

Future Car

Forget the flying car, electric car, hydrogen power, and fancy navigation gear. Top of my list for the next car is a self-washing feature. Sensors all over the car detect when the car becomes dirty and activate built in jets that rinse the dirt. Cat on the hood? Bird mistake your car for the bird shitter? No problem, the car applies a mild shock stunning the offender and you simply kick the carcass into the street the next morning. Getting even more high tech, maybe a generator that creates a strong field to repel flying insects as you drive, no more bug splats.

I hope the auto companies put some of our plundered tax dollars into self-cleaning research and don't piss it all away on trips to Japan to find out how to build cars.

15 Comments:

At 4:42 PM, Blogger Little Lamb said...

That would be so neat if we could have cars like that.

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger G3T Films said...

Self cleaning cars? Isn't that why the invented children?

That's what my Dad always told me.

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger boneman said...

Good Lord, are you really that young?!
....ot did you miss on the item of the last century....
Made in the USA Bug Screen.
Piece of flat plastic (oh well, who needs wings?) mounts on the front of a vehicle, creates a jet stream next to impossible for bugs to fly through at high speeds.

Course, that ain't gonna make you any too popular on post, zipping around at seventy!

("well, officer, I was just trying to keep the bugs off my windshield")

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger SJ said...

Isn't that what clean technology is supposed to do ?!

 
At 10:19 PM, Blogger Becky said...

Another idea that the government will probably jump on seeing as they like to waste money on nonsense so much.

 
At 5:34 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

We did have the plastic bug shield, but the grill was still covered with "Lodge Emblems." Besides what's cooler, a hunk of Chinese made plastic crap or a force field?

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger Gnat of Glass said...

We put one of those bug zappers on the front of the car but it did not work really well. I though it might do the job...trial and error my friend trial and error!

Scott.
.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger /t. said...

i'd
buy the
force field

and a laser cannon

/t.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger foam said...

i wanna force field too ..

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger Indigo said...

Indigo Incarnates

How about a sonic gun that would blow all the dirt and crap off your car from a distance? That would be cool.

 
At 5:17 PM, Blogger Jack K. said...

Sounds like a plan to me.

 
At 4:31 AM, Blogger Pink said...

what would be really cool is if they had a dishwashing compartment and a clothes washing compartment too. Now I could see sitting in traffic could be quite productive :)

xx
pinks

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Now that the state is manufacturing the automobile I don't hold much faith in future models. The government has made such a mess of things I hate to see what kind of car they would come up with. And correct me if I am wrong, but when the government owns the banks isn't that socialism?

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Chickie said...

Enough dirt provides a protective coating over the paint job.

 
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