Phos Disrespects the Dead

Well she’s dead and the news is all over it day in and day out, giving the great unwashed multitudes the up to the minute coverage they hunger for. Thousands are dying all over the world for noble causes, by the hands of oppressors, or disease and want, but she is the most important topic of the. My opinion, it is nice to see Natural Selection still works, albeit way too slowly. They are going to have to call in a HAZMAT team to bury her silicone/drug riddle body.

The reason she is in the news because Johnny Nascar and his lovely sister/wife Tanqueray can’t get enough of the star’s and sports heroes’ daily lives, never realizing they have been taken - they have chipped in their hard earned money to make these people what they are, even if indirectly. Politicians know Jonny and his severely inbred wife will vote for them if they have the nod from the screen actor’s guild.

That’s why I haven’t used any names here – I am tired of paying homage to a bunch of spoiled drug riddled skanks. So maybe it is time to stop buying Trim Spa, or going to see Mission Impossible movies or at the very least take a look at the amount you just shelled out to watch some thugs chase a ball around a field and stop the insanity.

Here’s the part where I hope Sir Elton Candypants doesn’t trot “Candle in the Wind” back out again…