God o’ the Week: Tezcatlipoca
If you want a real badass in your corner this is your god. I suspect he’d find a big following in lands where it is ok to chop someone’s head off if they don’t think the way you do or blow yourself in the middle of a crowd of women and children. His adherents took things a step further and after cutting out the still beating heart of some poor innocent bad-ass, they skinned the corpse and did a little happy dance in the guy’s skin.
Advantages: No one in their right mind will screw with you
Disadvantages: Might wind up as a cheap suit at the next Tezcatlipoca sock hop.
9 Comments:
hahaha I soooo know what u mean. Some ppl r a joke.
Keshi.
Keshi: Just looking for alternatives, so many deities have been benched as civilization has moved along.
Hey phos...I'M LOVIN' that one advantage you have listed there!!!
(Cute pic of the huskies in the previous post!!!)
pk
It is just way too early in my day for this.
Imagine a God with guns n knives? how frikkin dumb some ppl r.
Keshi.
Chicks, n Guns, n Stuff. My three favorite subjects!
Sweety was joking about skinning and wearing me as a suit the other day. I should probably snoop around and see if I can find any other signs that he is a follower of this god.
Or maybe that's really all of the proof I need? Damn, I'm scared now.
Well, here's to the happy dance!
SF: You forgot Firetrucks!!
All: I promise a more benign god next time. It'll disappoint some of the Eastern bretheren out there, but you can't be lopping heads off all the time!!!
I recently heard of one religion whose god apparently condones having sex with underage girls and peddling them like a commodity. And this from a bunch who don't condone dancing or drinking coffee.
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