Ok, More Like the Beginning of the End of the World

Is it Safe to Come Out Now??


Came out form underneath the blankets, my hiding spot of choice since my youngest days and was relived to see the world was still here despite dire predictions to the contrary. No Iranian shenanigans, well not here in El Mirage anyway. We have enough trouble with the Supreme Ayatollah of all terrorists, Wal-Mart, moving right next-door. I would be down with Ahmadinejad if he advocated the downfall of Wal-Mart, but he apparently hopes to crush Western Civilization, and he is well on his way. As far as a nest of terrorists goes I think we only have to look as far as Washington DC and the infestation of politicians, and I don’t care what party they represent they are the terrorists in their own right, though it is nice to see someone in America actually living the American Dream. Not so much here in El Garbage. One thing Saddam had right, every so often you clean house and exterminate most of the politicians.

So the 22nd was still fraught with some danger, but we needed the rain. Thought for the day: What kind of a moron stands out in the middle of an electrical storm to take pictures?