Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The Word According to Phelps

Ah, once again the most merciful and loving god everyone keeps yakking about seems to be in the news. Apparently he is angry with the US over the homosexual issue and some Kansas snapperhead Baptists believe god is punishing us by having the rabid bastards over in the middle-east kill off our young troops.

Shirley Phelps-Roper, a daughter of Fred Phelps and an attorney for the Topeka, Kan.-based church, said neither state laws nor the Patriot Guard can silence their message that God killed the soldiers because they fought for a country that embraces homosexuals.
"The scriptures are crystal clear that when God sets out to punish a nation, it is with the sword. An IED is just a broken-up sword," Phelps-Roper said. "Since that is his weapon of choice, our forum of choice has got to be a dead soldier's funeral."
The church, Westboro Baptist Church, is not affiliated with a larger denomination and is made up mostly of Fred Phelps' extended family members.
During the 1990s, church members were known mostly for picketing the funerals of
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AIDS victims, and they have long been tracked as a hate group by the Montgomery, Ala.-based Southern Poverty Law Center's Intelligence Project.

These shit-eaters go to soldier's funerals and stage protests disrupting the funeral and think they are doing “the lord’s” work.

Since I railed on Muslims so much I think it only fair the christians get a couple shots… It’s tough to get folks to buy your brand of crap when people who claim to represent you are being disrespectful, hurtful, and cheer the death of those that are trying to protect their right to be total flaming assholes. Someone needs to put the lid on those bastards once and for all. I said it before there are rules to live by, if you can’t live by them then quit living and do us all a favor.

5 Comments:

At 7:47 PM, Blogger Sarah Letnes said...

That's so despicable. Too bad we don't use pillories for punishment anymore; I have some moldy citrus fruit in my fridge.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Sarah,

Got you beat - I have some stuff in my fridge that defies scientific explanation. Maybe we could do like Sheriff Joe and his green balogna and feed the science project to the baptist bastards of Kansas...

 
At 10:17 PM, Blogger crallspace said...

I agree that it's a rotten gesture to picket a funeral... I mean, how soulless one must be to do that. I think it would be wonderful if a lot of people picket Fred's funeral... the fucker is getting old.

"Good Riddance" and "Fred's in Hell" are some sign ideas if anyone wants to go.

I don't know why God allows such scum to represent Him. This includes Dobso, the Christian Right, bush, etc. they are a bunch of assholes and like the radical Muslims, turn everyone else off to what can be a good thing.

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger crallspace said...

You may have inspired a post idea here, P Kid.

(Yo, please turn off the word ver. Most spambots have been filtered out... they rarely strike anymore.,,knock on wood.)

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger SC said...

Strong words, PK. They sound like assholes, just like the extremist Muslims we had protesting over here are assholes. They don't represent the Islamic faith any more than the losers you talk about represent Christianity. Let's ignore them. They might go away.

 

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