Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Shotgun Boogie


Be verwy, vewry quiet, I’m hunting lawyers… While a noble ambition, and there should be a bounty on everyone of those ambulance chasing bastards, it is none-the-less disconcerting. Here is a man a heartbeat a way from controlling our military (read many, many guns) and he can’t even control a shotgun. The real shame is that he didn’t do a real Fudd and look down the barrel to see if the gun was loaded. I know that’s not a nice thought, after all shit splatters. No harm done, the lawyer will recover. We have to introduce the Dickster to some larger caliber weapons.