Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Shotgun Boogie


Be verwy, vewry quiet, I’m hunting lawyers… While a noble ambition, and there should be a bounty on everyone of those ambulance chasing bastards, it is none-the-less disconcerting. Here is a man a heartbeat a way from controlling our military (read many, many guns) and he can’t even control a shotgun. The real shame is that he didn’t do a real Fudd and look down the barrel to see if the gun was loaded. I know that’s not a nice thought, after all shit splatters. No harm done, the lawyer will recover. We have to introduce the Dickster to some larger caliber weapons.

1 Comments:

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Sarah Letnes said...

Too bad there isn't an IQ test for gun ownership. Ok, it wouldn't keep creamed-corn-for-brains from buying guns illegally, but at least they'd be able to arrest him/her for possession.

 

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