Rules of Nature

I often quote the unwritten rulses of nature, things your biology teacher may have neglected. BEsides my favortie, If you taste good life is short," here are a few others:

1. If a creature has fangs and claws you can bet it isn't shy about using them.

2. Bright colors in nature mean leave me alone or else.

3. All snakes, spiders, and mushrooms are poisonous until proven otherwise - don't be the one to offer the proof

4. Don't know what it is, don't fuck with it.

5. Mom was right, starting into the sun is bad

6. If there is steam coming off it, yes, it's hot (this is for the schmucks that simply have to stick their fingers into the hot springs in Yellowstone Park)

7. The "don't feed the animals" sign is there for a good reason.

8. The word "wild" in Wild Animals is operative.

9. All small mammals, not matter how cute, should be considered rabid and given wide berth.

10. Some times stingrays will feel they have to live up to their names, they are not pet fish.

I'm trying to avoid going to the verification route, but I have been discovered by the communist Chinese AKA "Fun 160." Now I love Chinese stuff, perhaps I was Chinese in another life, but those filthy commies can stuff their SPAM where the rice paddy don't shine. If Hong Kong Fooey and his pals keep it up I may have to go the verification route.