Dolly 7.2: When Good Science Goes Bad...

Here at Phos Labs we pride ourselves in topnotch research and science to benefit all of mankind, unfortunately sometimes things go awry. I think it is because my garage, I mean Phos labs, is so small I cloned a Dolly, but was too close to my uranium enrichment project. Or it could have been melamine in the DNA as I got it off E-bay from some Chinese guy, so who knows. That's what you get for buying black market lamb DNA - a flat lamb. Pretty useless unless you need to slip your sheep under the door, so to speak.

Not to worry, the experiment isn't a total waste as Dolly 7.2 is very flexible and she wads up to point where she is the perfect caliber for the "lamb-zooka" I am building. I call it an LPG, sort of like an RPG, only fluffier. The bottom line is I am planning on running a test to see what happens if I fire her out of a cannon. Serious science, no - cannons have been around a long time, hilarious fun, yes. I can almost picture a flaming ball of lamb rocketing across the backyard and into a cement block wall. Should be a hoot!

Well, Dolly 7.2 is due for her fitting, don't want her getting stuck part way down the muzzle of the gun, you know!