Fudge Golf

Kind of an offshoot of the shitput, where you spin in circles and fling a load of dog feces in the air going for distance. This is golf with a twist. You only need one club, a seven iron works best and some dog shit. Large breed works best.

Now I am not much of a golfer, my form is atrocious, but I can drive a large chunk of husky scat at least four yards down, five if I have the wind behind me. I think if the PGA gave up balls in lieu of dog crap, I could be a contender. A couple tips. Don't spend a lot on the club, one from the goodwill is fine - you don't need the Arnold Palmer Graphites on this one, and make sure the crap has had a chance to dry thoroughly, the fresh stuff just sticks to the club. The trick is to get under it and watch your follow through. Last, it is best to play it where it lies, trying to put it on a tee could get messy...

Fore!!!!!!!!!!!