Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Phos's Very Lazy Post

Unanswered Questions

How can stock prices falling in China, affect us? What is a communist country doing trading stocks in the first place?

We have heard the statement we won’t negotiate with terrorists fairly often, so why does Condi Rice suddenly want to talk with Iran and Syria, two nations that run the “Terrorists are Us” franchise for the middle east?

If the Taliban want to kill Cheney, why don’t they just take him dove hunting? How come they got to move to the front of the line in the first place?

In the next election, how many people will care what Britney Spears thinks? Paris Hilton? Tom Cruise? Yes, I think the US has sunk that low.

Are you telling me the $15 bottle of anti-oxidant vitamins I bought is useless?

All right, you got me. I couldn’t think of anything to write today.

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12 Comments:

At 8:03 PM, Blogger Gnat said...

#1. China = Walmart = shoppers have to pay more.

#2. Nothing Iran and Syrian presidents would rather do than talk to a woman, in control, powerful, and not covered. Fronting for the most powerful nation on earth. Color me tickled just thinking about it.

#3. I don't think he would go, and if you saw a guy with a bomb strapped to his arse I would let him to the front of the line as well and run the other direction.

#4. Well 3 people at least will care.

#5. They are good at relocating wealth from you to the drug companies.

#6. I think you did fine.


Gnat.
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At 8:10 PM, Blogger Keshi said...

Does Britney sis have a blog? I mean I wud luv to read what she 'thinks'..:)

Keshi.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger caramaena said...

lol @ the label for this post :)

 
At 5:08 AM, Blogger Little Lamb said...

You couldn't think of anything to write, but you wrote anyway. You are an inspiration.

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger tkkerouac said...

and you write well, love that thumbnail.

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger Hammer said...

Send him to Syria with his shotgun. Problem solved :)


I also like the idea of Condi negotiating with shiite nutballs while wearing her high heels and short skirts.

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger Dino aka Katy said...

darn I know I just commented.

anyhow of course I'll vote according to Brit and Tom after all who is better to know about the best canditate for president than they???

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Gant: Which lead sot another question – if Wal-Mart opens stores in China and India, will they ship the illegal immigrants they hire to work as Janitors here to the new stores? I think they want to open those stores so they can be closer to their suppliers…

Keshi: Britney doesn’t have a Blog because nature abhors a void.

caramaena: Thanks. My big fear is that Gore will assume because of the Oscar that he is no longer a total ass, which would be a terrible misconception on his part. As much as I am concerned about the environment (there are those that wouldn’t ever think to hear those words come out of my mouth) I feel Gore juts taints the effort to come up with solutions. I saw a news item and the size of his carbon footprint dwarfs that of several average Americans. Once again it is a case of the “lord and master” calling the shots.

LL: Thanks LL, nice to see your happy jumping lamb grace my page. I really enjoy watching Dolly jump!!

tkk: Thanks and that wasn’t even my best side in the picture!

hammer: And you think the Syrians hate us now!

DAK:Star power!! I love when the top news item is the progress on American Idol. It is no wonder the rest of the world hates the US, we’re jamming with airwaves with pure crap!!

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Sarah Letnes said...

Phos, repeat after me: G-L-O-B-A-L E-C-O-N-O-M-Y.

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

SL: OK, done, now what? I am still in oz, should I have clicked my heels while I said it? I am a real heel clicker!!

 
At 3:38 AM, Blogger How do we know said...

You write very well when you have nothing to write about!

 
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