Heart o’ Phos: Weak but never faint

Had an interesting revelation on my last doctors appointment, apparently my heart isn’t doing its job very well. I had attributed my sleepiness to general laziness, but there may be more to it than a flaw in my character. Tuesday they snake a tube into my aorta to take a look see and then we go from there. Should be a hoot, I love hospitals! To add to the fun and excitement Mrs. Phos is supposed to get her cast off the next day. Being she is from Mediterranean stock, We’ll have to use the hedge clippers to shave her leg. I know she is looking forward to getting the thing off and joining the rest of us bipedal types in our upright journey across the earth.