Monday, May 22, 2006

Nazification of the Neighborhood


Our HOA meets tomorrow night to discuss, among other things, parking in the street. They have been very democratic by allowing a vote on their internet site; however, they have already hired a towing company to tow cars – sounds like a typical NAZI style done deal to me. Maybe they are practicing to be real honest to goodness backstabbing snake- licking inbred politicians.

It will be interesting to meet with these Fascist bastards face-to-face an congratulate them for outstanding bastardliness. It is wonderful that in this great country of ours that forces our version of democracy in the rest of the world allows little freedom in one’s home.

Sieg Heil,

Phos

15 Comments:

At 7:39 PM, Blogger Becky said...

LMAO, I love that picture!

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger jin said...

Give em HELL, phos!!!

 
At 12:33 AM, Blogger Cherry! said...

It's like that in Australia too. Geriatrics with no life getting together to form one last power trip before they die.

Be sure to update us on how it all goes!

 
At 2:28 AM, Blogger nanuk said...

WTF is a "Homeowner's Association"? Are they a duly elected government? If not, just blow them off whenever they do anything more than organize a beer block party.

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger Sarah Letnes said...

Yeah, go in there and demand block parties! Maybe that will keep them busy.

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Cherry: If they piss me off, believe me, you'll be reading about it in the papers - once they fnd all the bodies, that is.

Nanuk: An HOA is a bunch of old fart sniffers that decided they really need to run your life. Unfortunately it is a contractual thing, as in "we won't sell you the house unless you join". They even have a pet shyster and the power to fine you if you have so much as a weed in your yard. Lucky for us they are flammable.

Becky: I have my PoerPoint 5000 Hour patch.

Jin: They're all gonna have trouble walking with my shoe lodged in their ass.

SL; What would keep 'em busy is me chasing them around the room with a chainsaw. That may be why my wife won't let me have one of those.

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Timmy said...

Damn. You can't even park your car in the street in front of your own home? Are the streets in the neighborhood privately owned by the neighborhood association or something? I'd figure that if they were city streets you could park on regardless of what Mein Fuhrer has to say about it...

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Timmy: I figure it is only a matter of time before they are busting in to my house in the middle fo the night and dragging me off to an HOA death camp.

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger Pat said...

Aren't HOAs (or whatever moniker they happen to be using) a weird lot? Ours is in the habit of passing rules first ... and THEN telling us about them, but only after we've broken them and are being fined or evicted (of course!).

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Chickie said...

I hate living in a neighborhood but I am glad that it's not one with a HOA.

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

EC; The HOA Board doesn't tell you because they don't really care what you think.

Chickie,

There are times I have little or no use for people - when forced to live in such close proximity I find myself becoming agitated

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger Cheshire Cat said...

All HOA's are sects of powerhungry twerps.

So are boards of co-ops, condos, etc.

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Lynchings too good for 'em...

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Lynchings too good for 'em...

 
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