Pizzacicle

It's exactly like a Popsicle, 'cept different. The crust is fresh from the freezer and hard as a rock. It's so hard and heavy you could kill someone with it (and then eat the evidence). The trick to eating this is to put the sauce and toppings in your mouth than lick the crust -- or you could allow the crust to thaw, roll it out and proceed with the usual pizza scenario. Your choice.