Sorry, This Sheep is Taken
This is a strange town filled with strange people, there is no doubt. Even so once in awhile I am still surprised by some of the acts even these Phoenix folks commit. The latest happened a day ago.
A young girl called her father saying she saw a man grab one of their sheep and drag it into the barn. The father and police arrived to find an assistant fire chief holding the sheep down on the ground with his pants around his ankles.
Now, the dude could have been doing almost anything, but since he didn't have a shears in his hand I don't think he was after the sheep's wool. So far he has been charged with trespass, but I don;t think it will take long before someone mentions the unspeakable – sheep raper.
The news said he was inebriated leading me to believe he had picked an ugly sheep and was trying to drink her pretty, but that's just a theory.
In most molestation human cases the police assume there have been other victims in the past and ask for any who the molester has had contact with in the past and think they may have been victimized to step forward. Now I have to wonder if they plan on having a sheep line-up?
posted by The Phosgene Kid @ 7:37 PM
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4 Comments:
This is a moment when my sheep shirt would have been very appropos... :-)
I believe the police usually do a canvas around the surrounding farms. As for sheep line-up... perhaps a shearing baaaaaa ball.
Wow...
As a blogger, you should cover this in a way the news never would. Do an in-depth interview with the Sheepfucker.
Who's to say that the sheep wasn't asking for it?
CS,
I think the sheepfucker is in jail and unavailable for interviews. It will be interesting to see what happens when he tells his cell mate, Butch McDick, what he is in for. I think he'll probably find out how the sheep felt, if indeed sheep feel much of anything.
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